What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

Have you experimented with bestiality?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.